Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Bachelorette Blog - "The Right Reasons"

Week two brings us dates, tears, fighting, cringe-worthy rapping and one sob story after another. This is starting to get good.

Week two also brings the overload of candy that will be consumed during the course of our "journey"
See below..



This is a problem....

Let's get started:

First one-on-one: Brooks

Brooks gets the first date card and yes he appears to be genuine, sweet & there for the "right reasons" but I have a hard time getting past his teeth.  I don't know why but they scare me.  Their date consists of dressing up in wedding attire (boring), eating dinner on a bridge (a bit better) then finally dancing alone to a singer I don't know (humiliating).  I said it while watching, Brooks is in it for the long haul..final 3, possibly the victor?!

Group Date:

On this date were a bunch of guys I don't know & the ones that count.  Brandon, James, Zak W., Ben & Drew.  This is possibly one of the worst things I have seen on the Bachelor/ette franchise since I have been watching.  Des & crew will be doing their very own rap video with someone called Soljah Boy. (I truly can't stop laughing) At this point I think I may have blacked out for a bit.  I know nothing about rap but I am pretty sure that what I watched as the end result will be forever burnt in my brain.  There truly are no words.

The men bicker just as bad as the ladies do, possibly a bit more.  Ben seems to be getting on everyone's nerves, I haven't figured him out yet.  Is he the sweet Dad we saw at into's of a snarkey Bentley wannabe?

I have to say these men have loads of sob stories, disappearing dads, addict moms, horrific car accidents & diabetes.  Well we didn't get the full sob story on the diabetes since snarky Ben interrupted that one.  Maybe he isn't half bad - good save.

One-on-One:

Bryden gets this date.  Being from Montana Des thinks it would be nice to take him sightseeing around LA area.  Beach, attempting kite flying, fish tacos, top down chewing gum after fish tacos.  Next up our first hot tub scene of the season, awkward talking followed by Des asking to be kissed.  I am not sure if this was a bit hot or totally awkward.  I like Bryden but he really needs a new hairstyle.

Cocktail Party:

Basically more whining & complaining about Ben. A couple of people I don't know get the boot.  

Next week shows a girlfriend of a suitor showing up and losing her mind.  I love it, who is going to get the smacksown.


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