This week brings Emily and crew to Prague. We see Emily once again pulling a suitcase for a toddler, this just annoys me what are we supposed to believe that all her huge earrings and fake eyelashes fit in here.
Chris informs the guys that this week is the most important so far because the four remaining guys will be bringing Emily home to meet their families. I think Chris is mistaken next week if more crucial since the remaining three guys get the OVERNIGHT!!!
There will be three one-on-one dates this week and one three -on-one date. Chris who is clearly unstable is completely desperate for a one-on-one. Chris's face scares me, he reminds me of Dilbert.
John gets the first one-on-one and I have to mention that his outfit looks like he borrowed it from my father-in-law. This guy is supposed to be in his 20's not using an AARP card. This date was just plain boring that this is when I took my pee break. I like John but he has to go, he didn't do anything wrong but he didn't do anything right either. Of course John goes back to the hotel and tells the guys he nailed the date...hmmm not so fast Wolfie.
Arie reads the next date card and its the group date...Doug, Sean and...Chris. Everyone run!!!! This guy is going to have a psychotic breakdown. Sean decides since he got the group date he is going to run into the streets of Prague calling for Emily. I was just so surprised that he stumbled upon her is a dark alley alone at night. She says she is all happy to see him, they drink a beer and make out against a wall. I don't know it didn't affect me the same way it did when Arie did it first. Sean bugs me, I am not sure why but I feel like he belongs on 90210.
The group date finds Doug, Sean & Chris in the rain crammed into a horse and buggy with Emily. They end up at a castle and play hide & seek. These dates blow. Emily takes Doug aside and he still is reserved with her. Doug is just to nice and polite. Emily basically tells him that he has moved to slow and she is sending him home. In what has to be the most awkward moment I have seen on these shows Doug reaches in for a kiss mid-sentence. Emily thanks him and then sends him on his merry way. Poor Doug, I really like him but truth me told a girl wants a guy to act without us asking. If we have to basically beg for it were not interested anymore. I truly believe he was being a gentleman but just to vanilla. It was sad. Tear:(
Now that the group date has turned into the dreaded two-on-one Sean & Chris have to battle it out for the rose. Chris continues his bratty behavior by complaining to Emily that he didn't get a one-on-one. Emily awkwardly gives Sean the rose and Chris looks like he may have a full blown toddler and tiara's meltdown.
Final date goes to Jef. Like I have said from the start Arie has been my #1 and Jef a close second. After tonight it's getting close. Jef and Emily end up at a marionette store and buy the puppets and act out there journey so far. I usually hate this crap but Jef is funny and I actually quite enjoyed the show. He is open and honest and I feel like everything that comes out of his mouth is the god honest truth. They talk about realistic issues but still have fun.. This is where Jef says to Emily "I want to date you hard, and marry the !@*# out of you. Awww sweet.
The fact that I like Arie and Jeff almost equally is a bit upsetting. If they are the final two one of these guys is going down hard and since I like them both I will be "Titanic" like upset.
At the Rose Ceremony Chris is literally losing his mind and desperately wants to talk to Emily. Of course not planned Chris announces that Emily doesn't want a cocktail party since she already knows who is getting the boot. They guys look at Chris like they may have to "rubber room" him. I start to feel a bit bad for him, but not enough for him to stay. As Emily is handing out roses he asks to speak to her he apologizes for his bratty behavior and tells her how much he wants to stay.
Emily gives Chris the rose and send Wolfie home. Even though I think Chris sucks I knew Wolfie was going home. Chris needs to beat it next week.
Hometown dates next week which are always a treat. Remember when Kacie B's dad blew it for her on Ben's season.
Gonna be a goodtime had by all.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Blue Suede Shoes...
This weeks Bachelorette brings everyone to Croatia. Another beautiful place that I would love to visit someday. We get to see Emily lugging her own luggage to her place for the week. ( that suitcase was small how did she fit all her "Dynasty" ball gowns in there).
If I could all I would do is talk about Arie and how much I have a crush on him. Now if he can also play the guitar. In my eyes he is clearly the best choice hands down. Nothing like being pushed up against a wall and made out with. He is hot!
The first one-on-one date goes to Travis. He actually seems like the most normal of all the guys which is how you know he will be going home, he is not totally hot, ripped w/ muscles, etc. There date is pretty boring, shopping downtown Croatia buying crosses that he carries around. Dinner, chit chat, no rose, adios!!! Crying as he leaves, tossing his umbrella, laughing on my couch.
The guys find out about who is going on the group date but all I can think about is the most ridiculous tank top Ryan is wearing. Is he serious, I think I have the same one in pink. The group date consists of Arie, Jef, Sean, John, Chris, and Doug. Emily brings the guys to see the new cartoon "Brave", again you know how I feel about cartoon characters, kids and muppets being on this show. The movie was supposed to reflect Emily and what is going on in her life and the choices she will make. Yes I have to agree a cartoon of a young girl that was made for children is the same as a woman making out and dumping 25 men in an 8 week clip.
At this point Emily pulls out some kilts and tell the guys they will be competing in the Highland Games. Three different competitions. Once the guys strip down and change they begin. The first is archery. They all hit the target except for Chris who looks like he has to go to the bathroom. He misses completely and that is fine by me, he has no lips and that really bothers me. BTW Doug has the biggest arms I have ever seen, I personally don't like big muscle guys but his body is amazing.
Next up is log throwing, Chris volunteers to go first....and he lifts, tosses and...fails. It's the lips.
Sean literally tosses his and breaks it, Jef not so much, Ill just stare at Arie.
Last was a tug of war between 2 guys, and if Emily picks your name you pick your competitor. Chris gets picked and being logical he picks Doug. Really Chris you idiot, this man has the biggest arms I have ever seen. He gets pounced. Emily feels so bad for his stupidity she rewards him with a cup. Well deserved.
After there mini-olympics Emily basically kisses a bunch of guys. Her kisses with Chris and Sean lack passion and anyone who puckers really isn't feeling it in my opinion. But back to Arie who takes her for a walk, literally backs her up a wall and goes to town. Pick him please now, end the show.
I still like Jef and he is a oh so close second place for me. You can tell he really likes her and is funny, kind and cute. But with Arie throwing around all that "fifty shades" behavior there is no competition. I will be really sad for Jef if he is the one rejected at the end. Maybe he can be the next Bachelor.
Emily gives Chris the group date Rose and Arie and Jef watching them kiss was pretty funny. Why is she keeping Chris there is nothing that great about him. I liked Travis better and his egg.
Ryan is primping for his date, shaving, getting his blue suede shoes ready. He bothers me on so many levels and not just because he is arrogant. Not much to say here that I haven't said, Ryan talks about what he wants the whole time and basically how great he is at everything. Emily thankfully sees past his crap and tell him "sorry no rose for you". He tries to convince her and I was fearful for a second she would cave but she sent his ass home. I am glad he is gone and I hope to never see him again, but I have a feeling he will be on The Bachelor Pad.
Arie sneaks to Emily's place to tell her how happy he is that she dumped Ryan. They already seems like a couple. I hope all the nonsense of Arie dating one of the producers in the past doesn't matter to Emily. Everyone has dated someone and its not like he is making out with both of them, that's Emily and it's not just two of them.
At the Rose ceremony both Doug and John need to really open up to Emily. John does this by showing Emily that he has carried his grandparents mass cards in his wallet for 9 years. Smooth move Wolfe.... No way she can send you home now that you cried about your dead grandparents.
Doug, your so hot but why are you such a prude. You would be a front runner for me if you were a bit more aggressive and gave it to her. Man up!!!
Emily is sneaky and makes us think she will send both John and Doug home but decides to keep them both and send no one home. Ok Doug this is your last chance we need some real action from you next week.
Chris and John need to leave next week. That will leave Sean, Doug, Jef and Arie.
I am now going to think about Arie in his race car winning the big race then maybe pushing me up against the hood....anyways here's hoping Ryan was able to pack his blue suede shoes and Britney Spears tank top.
If I could all I would do is talk about Arie and how much I have a crush on him. Now if he can also play the guitar. In my eyes he is clearly the best choice hands down. Nothing like being pushed up against a wall and made out with. He is hot!
The first one-on-one date goes to Travis. He actually seems like the most normal of all the guys which is how you know he will be going home, he is not totally hot, ripped w/ muscles, etc. There date is pretty boring, shopping downtown Croatia buying crosses that he carries around. Dinner, chit chat, no rose, adios!!! Crying as he leaves, tossing his umbrella, laughing on my couch.
The guys find out about who is going on the group date but all I can think about is the most ridiculous tank top Ryan is wearing. Is he serious, I think I have the same one in pink. The group date consists of Arie, Jef, Sean, John, Chris, and Doug. Emily brings the guys to see the new cartoon "Brave", again you know how I feel about cartoon characters, kids and muppets being on this show. The movie was supposed to reflect Emily and what is going on in her life and the choices she will make. Yes I have to agree a cartoon of a young girl that was made for children is the same as a woman making out and dumping 25 men in an 8 week clip.
At this point Emily pulls out some kilts and tell the guys they will be competing in the Highland Games. Three different competitions. Once the guys strip down and change they begin. The first is archery. They all hit the target except for Chris who looks like he has to go to the bathroom. He misses completely and that is fine by me, he has no lips and that really bothers me. BTW Doug has the biggest arms I have ever seen, I personally don't like big muscle guys but his body is amazing.
Next up is log throwing, Chris volunteers to go first....and he lifts, tosses and...fails. It's the lips.
Sean literally tosses his and breaks it, Jef not so much, Ill just stare at Arie.
Last was a tug of war between 2 guys, and if Emily picks your name you pick your competitor. Chris gets picked and being logical he picks Doug. Really Chris you idiot, this man has the biggest arms I have ever seen. He gets pounced. Emily feels so bad for his stupidity she rewards him with a cup. Well deserved.
After there mini-olympics Emily basically kisses a bunch of guys. Her kisses with Chris and Sean lack passion and anyone who puckers really isn't feeling it in my opinion. But back to Arie who takes her for a walk, literally backs her up a wall and goes to town. Pick him please now, end the show.
I still like Jef and he is a oh so close second place for me. You can tell he really likes her and is funny, kind and cute. But with Arie throwing around all that "fifty shades" behavior there is no competition. I will be really sad for Jef if he is the one rejected at the end. Maybe he can be the next Bachelor.
Emily gives Chris the group date Rose and Arie and Jef watching them kiss was pretty funny. Why is she keeping Chris there is nothing that great about him. I liked Travis better and his egg.
Ryan is primping for his date, shaving, getting his blue suede shoes ready. He bothers me on so many levels and not just because he is arrogant. Not much to say here that I haven't said, Ryan talks about what he wants the whole time and basically how great he is at everything. Emily thankfully sees past his crap and tell him "sorry no rose for you". He tries to convince her and I was fearful for a second she would cave but she sent his ass home. I am glad he is gone and I hope to never see him again, but I have a feeling he will be on The Bachelor Pad.
Arie sneaks to Emily's place to tell her how happy he is that she dumped Ryan. They already seems like a couple. I hope all the nonsense of Arie dating one of the producers in the past doesn't matter to Emily. Everyone has dated someone and its not like he is making out with both of them, that's Emily and it's not just two of them.
At the Rose ceremony both Doug and John need to really open up to Emily. John does this by showing Emily that he has carried his grandparents mass cards in his wallet for 9 years. Smooth move Wolfe.... No way she can send you home now that you cried about your dead grandparents.
Doug, your so hot but why are you such a prude. You would be a front runner for me if you were a bit more aggressive and gave it to her. Man up!!!
Emily is sneaky and makes us think she will send both John and Doug home but decides to keep them both and send no one home. Ok Doug this is your last chance we need some real action from you next week.
Chris and John need to leave next week. That will leave Sean, Doug, Jef and Arie.
I am now going to think about Arie in his race car winning the big race then maybe pushing me up against the hood....anyways here's hoping Ryan was able to pack his blue suede shoes and Britney Spears tank top.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
London Calling
This weeks Bachlorette takes us to London, this is a place I would love to visit since I have an obsession with all things Royal.
First one-on-one goes to Sean. Like I have said Sean is everything a girl dreams of nice, polite, respectful, built but I find him bland and boring. A little edge doesn't hurt anyone and I think I have a problem with someone I think won't swear. Their date is just like the "Barbie & Ken" they look like, holding hands with their matching blond hair and pearly whites. I was bored.
Group Date - Shakespeare in the Park
The guys have to audition for parts to perform in the park in front of some Brits with the worst teeth ever...nasty. These dates are fabricated to make the guys look like idiots and it works. At least Arie, Doug and Travis just laughed at themselves and owned the foolishness of the situation. Ryan and Kalon being all serious like this was Broadway made it so much more embarrassing for them. Ryan was beyond excited to get a kiss with Emily and why does he keep wearing that scarf. He really does creep me out, he reminds me of "The Rock" That's not a compliment.
Kalon is an ass, he literally tells Emily to "get lost" so he can practice his lines. He also is very unattractive both physically and with his terrible personality. After the terrible theater show the guys go out with Emily and this is where it is brought up that Kalon has called Ricki "baggage"...oh the horror!!!!
I couldn't help but chuckle...but truly he is terrible and even when Doug confronted him he didn't even try to make an excuse. Doug then told Emily who loses her shit and tells Kalon to "Get the F#@! out" He deserves to be thrown out and as you noticed it wasn't a helicopter that picked him up but a mini van. Bye Kalon see you on The Bachelor Pad.
Emily is visibly upset after this and I can't blame her. She is nervous about trusting her judgement since she kept such a loser around for so long. You should be nervous he needed to go the first week. I think she unfairly blames the other guys for not telling her about Kalon. I am confused didn't Doug tell her? Maybe she had to much cough medicine and she was delirious.
Next date goes to Jeff..my second favorite. Jeff has waited for this date and Emily is in a bad place after the Kalon debacle. Poor Jef here's hoping he can turn it around. First stop is afternoon tea with an etiquette coach. This made me like Jef more as he made fun of our dear Jean. Off to the pub where Jef lays out the smooth moves and sweet talks Emily into giddy school girl. They end their night at the London Eye which I need to witness in real life. I'm claustrophobic but I would go on this in a heartbeat. Dinner in their little cart was torturous waiting for Jef to finally but the moves on Emily. Every awkward touch finally paid off at the bridge when jef made his move and finally kissed Emily. Looked like it was worth the wait.
Cocktail Party finds Emily individually grilling and punishing the boys for not running to her about Kalon. Arie gets the worst of it and this is probably because they seem the closest since they are always making out. She even makes him sweat it out by giving him the last rose. In the end 2 earring diamond boy goes home. Sorry Alejandro.
I still believe Sean, Arie and Jeff will be the final 3. Arie still is my favorite but Jef is trailing close behind.
Next week Croatia.
First one-on-one goes to Sean. Like I have said Sean is everything a girl dreams of nice, polite, respectful, built but I find him bland and boring. A little edge doesn't hurt anyone and I think I have a problem with someone I think won't swear. Their date is just like the "Barbie & Ken" they look like, holding hands with their matching blond hair and pearly whites. I was bored.
Group Date - Shakespeare in the Park
The guys have to audition for parts to perform in the park in front of some Brits with the worst teeth ever...nasty. These dates are fabricated to make the guys look like idiots and it works. At least Arie, Doug and Travis just laughed at themselves and owned the foolishness of the situation. Ryan and Kalon being all serious like this was Broadway made it so much more embarrassing for them. Ryan was beyond excited to get a kiss with Emily and why does he keep wearing that scarf. He really does creep me out, he reminds me of "The Rock" That's not a compliment.
Kalon is an ass, he literally tells Emily to "get lost" so he can practice his lines. He also is very unattractive both physically and with his terrible personality. After the terrible theater show the guys go out with Emily and this is where it is brought up that Kalon has called Ricki "baggage"...oh the horror!!!!
I couldn't help but chuckle...but truly he is terrible and even when Doug confronted him he didn't even try to make an excuse. Doug then told Emily who loses her shit and tells Kalon to "Get the F#@! out" He deserves to be thrown out and as you noticed it wasn't a helicopter that picked him up but a mini van. Bye Kalon see you on The Bachelor Pad.
Emily is visibly upset after this and I can't blame her. She is nervous about trusting her judgement since she kept such a loser around for so long. You should be nervous he needed to go the first week. I think she unfairly blames the other guys for not telling her about Kalon. I am confused didn't Doug tell her? Maybe she had to much cough medicine and she was delirious.
Next date goes to Jeff..my second favorite. Jeff has waited for this date and Emily is in a bad place after the Kalon debacle. Poor Jef here's hoping he can turn it around. First stop is afternoon tea with an etiquette coach. This made me like Jef more as he made fun of our dear Jean. Off to the pub where Jef lays out the smooth moves and sweet talks Emily into giddy school girl. They end their night at the London Eye which I need to witness in real life. I'm claustrophobic but I would go on this in a heartbeat. Dinner in their little cart was torturous waiting for Jef to finally but the moves on Emily. Every awkward touch finally paid off at the bridge when jef made his move and finally kissed Emily. Looked like it was worth the wait.
Cocktail Party finds Emily individually grilling and punishing the boys for not running to her about Kalon. Arie gets the worst of it and this is probably because they seem the closest since they are always making out. She even makes him sweat it out by giving him the last rose. In the end 2 earring diamond boy goes home. Sorry Alejandro.
I still believe Sean, Arie and Jeff will be the final 3. Arie still is my favorite but Jef is trailing close behind.
Next week Croatia.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Love it/Hate it
So the idea for this blog is basically a complete felony since I got the idea from my friend Lynn. These are a few of the things that I am loving/hating right now and thought I would share them with you.
Hating - The Kardashian's. Any and all of them. I don't give a rat's ass what they are endorsing, marrying, birthing, nip-tucking, moving, modeling, eating, divorcing, breathing. I don't want to see any of you ever again. I am actually begging. Even those little modeling twins and the Disck kid.
Hating- Jessica Simpson. I know this is cruel but I couldn't stomach looking at any more pictures of her pregnant. I was a wilderbeast while pregnant but she looks like she ate The Dugger Family. Her ginormous baby was born and now I have to see her going to the gym, why I don't care. Stay home and breast feed.
Bethenny Frankel, I have said this before that I am not sure why she is famous, why do I care if she is getting divorced to that Poppy guy. Skinny Girl sucks and my friend Lynn and I decided a while ago we are going to make and endorse "Fat Ass" cocktails I am sure they would taste a lot better.
Beyonce - I have disliked her for years. Why I am not sure just the mention of her name pisses me off.
Josie Moran - I first saw here ads for her skincare/make-up line on QVC (see below). She had me sold. I went to Sephora and decided to buy her bronzer. Next day I go to put it on and its broken. Go back to Sephora and all the bronzers are broken. I decide on a lipgloss. I go home and about to use my purchase and the lipgloss wand is fanned out so basically I look like the joker. I now have to read her blogs on People.com and want to comment about what an asshole I think she is.
Love it/Hate it - Google, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde This is a great tool for looking up virtually anything and feeling as though you are the smartest person alive since any answer is a click away. I google constantly it's actually a sickness. The downside to google is that because I have OCD and medical conditions I look up every pain, ache, tingle, twitch and Dr. Google scars the living shit out of me. I often text my friend Lynn to tell her what "illness" I now have according to "Dr. Google" We hate Dr. Jekyll.
Love it/Hate it - Instagram. I love how using this makes me feel like a professional photographer. The click of a button changes the whole look of a picture. Hate it because every time I try to print these masterpieces out someones head is chopped off. I have no idea how to fix this, so I am a photography failure. If it isn't just a click of a button it's to dam hard.
Love it - Summer. What can I say sun and beach. Vacations in LBI and Martha's Vineyard. Rest, Relaxation, Reading and cocktails. Doesn't get any better than that!
Love it - Prosecco. If it wasn't for this my sister in law Laura and I would have packed our cars and left home like Maria Osmond did years ago up the Pacific Coast Highway.
Love it - QVC. My sister in law Mara introduced me to QVC. I wake up very early every morning and I drink my coffee while watching this masterpiece. Even though I have only purchased one item (which I love), I have a secret list and a qvc app on my iphone in case of emergency need to purchase.
To be honest there are so many more things that I hate but didn't want this to be a one-sided blog and appear negative. We all know that I have a sunny disposition and strive to be cheerful and uplifting.
Hating - The Kardashian's. Any and all of them. I don't give a rat's ass what they are endorsing, marrying, birthing, nip-tucking, moving, modeling, eating, divorcing, breathing. I don't want to see any of you ever again. I am actually begging. Even those little modeling twins and the Disck kid.
Hating- Jessica Simpson. I know this is cruel but I couldn't stomach looking at any more pictures of her pregnant. I was a wilderbeast while pregnant but she looks like she ate The Dugger Family. Her ginormous baby was born and now I have to see her going to the gym, why I don't care. Stay home and breast feed.
Bethenny Frankel, I have said this before that I am not sure why she is famous, why do I care if she is getting divorced to that Poppy guy. Skinny Girl sucks and my friend Lynn and I decided a while ago we are going to make and endorse "Fat Ass" cocktails I am sure they would taste a lot better.
Beyonce - I have disliked her for years. Why I am not sure just the mention of her name pisses me off.
Josie Moran - I first saw here ads for her skincare/make-up line on QVC (see below). She had me sold. I went to Sephora and decided to buy her bronzer. Next day I go to put it on and its broken. Go back to Sephora and all the bronzers are broken. I decide on a lipgloss. I go home and about to use my purchase and the lipgloss wand is fanned out so basically I look like the joker. I now have to read her blogs on People.com and want to comment about what an asshole I think she is.
Love it/Hate it - Google, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde This is a great tool for looking up virtually anything and feeling as though you are the smartest person alive since any answer is a click away. I google constantly it's actually a sickness. The downside to google is that because I have OCD and medical conditions I look up every pain, ache, tingle, twitch and Dr. Google scars the living shit out of me. I often text my friend Lynn to tell her what "illness" I now have according to "Dr. Google" We hate Dr. Jekyll.
Love it/Hate it - Instagram. I love how using this makes me feel like a professional photographer. The click of a button changes the whole look of a picture. Hate it because every time I try to print these masterpieces out someones head is chopped off. I have no idea how to fix this, so I am a photography failure. If it isn't just a click of a button it's to dam hard.
Love it - Summer. What can I say sun and beach. Vacations in LBI and Martha's Vineyard. Rest, Relaxation, Reading and cocktails. Doesn't get any better than that!
Love it - Prosecco. If it wasn't for this my sister in law Laura and I would have packed our cars and left home like Maria Osmond did years ago up the Pacific Coast Highway.
Love it - QVC. My sister in law Mara introduced me to QVC. I wake up very early every morning and I drink my coffee while watching this masterpiece. Even though I have only purchased one item (which I love), I have a secret list and a qvc app on my iphone in case of emergency need to purchase.
To be honest there are so many more things that I hate but didn't want this to be a one-sided blog and appear negative. We all know that I have a sunny disposition and strive to be cheerful and uplifting.
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Bermuda, Bahama Come on Pretty Mama...
This weeks episode starts travel Bachlorette, it's about time says "The potential fiancees". Destination Bermuda, we get to see Emily and daughter Ricki frolicking around Bermuda exactly the way I would with my daughter. Flying kites, holding hands on the beach, playing mini-golf, gazing at the water all while looking picture perfect. If this was me I would be a sweaty mess, with my hair in a natty ponytail while my kid would be crying to use the bathroom.
The guys arrive at their abode and are told by Chris that there will be three dates for the week in Bermuda, a one-on-one, a group and the dreaded two-on-one date. This is by far the cruelest form of dating and tonight's episode proves this 100%.
The one-on-one date goes to Doug. I have said that I like Doug in the past and I still do but there is something about him that irks me. Like Emily said he is always showing the perfect gentleman side but we all know everyone has flaws. Emily asking him to list them was bizarre and he showed her that by asking her to do the same. He seems a bit hormonal to me but at this point I like him well enough to be sticking around. He gets the rose so I guess no ass kicking of Arie or any of the guys for jabbing him before his date.
The group date was 2 teams and a boat race winners get more time with Emily. Of course we know this is about spending time with Emily but definitely an amped up competition between men. Arie, Jef, Ryan and Kalin win the race. Charlie cries in the van ride home ( for a second I thought I was watching The Bachelor, once I put in my visine I realized yes it's The Bachlorette.) WTH Is Charlie crying for...please tell me. Cringe worthy moment #1.
Arie takes Emily off to the beach wrapped in a white blanket immediately starts making out with her. I heart Arie!!!
Jeff takes Emily off to the beach wrapped in a white blanket immediately doesn't start making out with her. I like Jef and so does Emily but lets get this moving buddy.
Ryan is a complete creep, he makes my blood boil. He is vile looking, full of himself and I wish Travis would have cracked "Shelley the egg" over his ridiculous hair. Every word that comes from his mouth makes me want to kick him in the nuts.
Kalin has been pretty quiet but I have an incling that changes next week ( See previews for next weeks tongue lashing from Emily) I have a feeling this jack-ass is in the receiving end.
Two-on-one date = awkward.
Nate + Emily+ Wolfe jumping off a cliff
Nate + Emily + Wolfe sitting side by side drinking wine
Nate + Emily + Wolfe sitting in silence
Nate + Emily with Nate crying over his brother and unable to speak
Wolfe + Emily giving Wolfe the rose b/c Nate wears rolled up jeans
I don't know the whole thing was painful to watch
Cringeworthy moment #2
Rose Ceremony
Chris feels the need to have words with Doug for calling him out for being young & immature. Ok Chris I think the fact that you did this proves his point, ignore him and just try to win Emily's hear with your wonderful dancing skills and flat face. Doug basically laughed in your prepubescent face.
In the end Charlie and Michael get sent home. To be honest I didn't even know Michael's name till tonight. A few tears are shed which always makes me chuckle. Ahhh all the emotion.
Nest week in London looks fun, who doesn't love some f-bombs being thrown around. I know I do!!
The guys arrive at their abode and are told by Chris that there will be three dates for the week in Bermuda, a one-on-one, a group and the dreaded two-on-one date. This is by far the cruelest form of dating and tonight's episode proves this 100%.
The one-on-one date goes to Doug. I have said that I like Doug in the past and I still do but there is something about him that irks me. Like Emily said he is always showing the perfect gentleman side but we all know everyone has flaws. Emily asking him to list them was bizarre and he showed her that by asking her to do the same. He seems a bit hormonal to me but at this point I like him well enough to be sticking around. He gets the rose so I guess no ass kicking of Arie or any of the guys for jabbing him before his date.
The group date was 2 teams and a boat race winners get more time with Emily. Of course we know this is about spending time with Emily but definitely an amped up competition between men. Arie, Jef, Ryan and Kalin win the race. Charlie cries in the van ride home ( for a second I thought I was watching The Bachelor, once I put in my visine I realized yes it's The Bachlorette.) WTH Is Charlie crying for...please tell me. Cringe worthy moment #1.
Arie takes Emily off to the beach wrapped in a white blanket immediately starts making out with her. I heart Arie!!!
Jeff takes Emily off to the beach wrapped in a white blanket immediately doesn't start making out with her. I like Jef and so does Emily but lets get this moving buddy.
Ryan is a complete creep, he makes my blood boil. He is vile looking, full of himself and I wish Travis would have cracked "Shelley the egg" over his ridiculous hair. Every word that comes from his mouth makes me want to kick him in the nuts.
Kalin has been pretty quiet but I have an incling that changes next week ( See previews for next weeks tongue lashing from Emily) I have a feeling this jack-ass is in the receiving end.
Two-on-one date = awkward.
Nate + Emily+ Wolfe jumping off a cliff
Nate + Emily + Wolfe sitting side by side drinking wine
Nate + Emily + Wolfe sitting in silence
Nate + Emily with Nate crying over his brother and unable to speak
Wolfe + Emily giving Wolfe the rose b/c Nate wears rolled up jeans
I don't know the whole thing was painful to watch
Cringeworthy moment #2
Rose Ceremony
Chris feels the need to have words with Doug for calling him out for being young & immature. Ok Chris I think the fact that you did this proves his point, ignore him and just try to win Emily's hear with your wonderful dancing skills and flat face. Doug basically laughed in your prepubescent face.
In the end Charlie and Michael get sent home. To be honest I didn't even know Michael's name till tonight. A few tears are shed which always makes me chuckle. Ahhh all the emotion.
Nest week in London looks fun, who doesn't love some f-bombs being thrown around. I know I do!!
Friday, June 1, 2012
Who doesn't date their cousin...L
Emily, Emily, Emily everytime I hear the name I think of my childhood dog. Anyways, this weeks Bachlorette I feel was the episode where you can really start figuring out everyone's personalities. I am going to start off with saying that I still believe from my week 1 blog that Arie and Jef will be in for the long haul.
First date goes to Chris, what's wrong with his mouth? Anyone else notice this? Emily think he is so hot, I don't see it. Let's climb up a building in a lightening storm..goodtimes. Chris wants to go in for a kiss..end result a high-five. So much passion it's like Christian and Anastasia in an episode of ICarly.
Dinner, dancing to another really annoying country band, I think the lyrics went like "you make my heart go boom boom" He finally asks for his kiss, she delivers, he gets the rose. Boring to me.
Group date at the park. Emily has her soccer moms in attendance to interrogate the bachelors. I just have to say that I am sure these are "real" woman but I had to laugh at them. Quite embarrassing to say the least. I know they all loved Sean, and he is a sweet as pie. I find him unattractive, dull and just to "perfect" I am sure he is going to go far, I am just not that into him. Loved Jef and his interaction with the kids. If I was put in that situation she would have asked me to leave. Worst date ever playing with kids I don't know.
Ryan, I said it from his first date, I don't like him. Point proven tonight. To cocky to walk up to Emily (woof) and her friends to interrupt, but then to make fat joke comments. Dude, your ugly and your hair sucks.
At the evening part of the date we learn more about Doug and his family history, he is sincere and honest and I like him. I feel like him and Emily have had a slow start but have a connection.
Tony oh Tony, stop your weeping and get lost. Yes I can sympathize that you miss your kid. I think you are playing it up because you know she will never choose you. Emily did the polite thing and "excused" him to go home and be a father. I mean really you knew what you were signing up for. Bye Tony.
Final date goes to my favorite and who I ultimately think will win Emily's heart...Arie. I have liked him from minute one and tonight's date sealed the deal. Dollywood sucks but Emily loved it and as you saw he loved watching her love it. He only had eyes for her and forehead kisses are genuine and sweet.
At the end Kalin is still a jerk and his no socks with his shoes pissed me off. Allesandro..where to begin, your hair is an embarrassment. You dating your 3 rd cousin is disturbing. You cheating on your 3rd cousin is a bit more normal. You in general make me glad I am not single.
Emily sent his ass home along with jersey boy Stevie...dance your ass off baby!!!
In the end I really dislike Ryan and Kalin and really heart Arie and Jef.
But to be honest I am not sure how I feel about Emily (woof)
First date goes to Chris, what's wrong with his mouth? Anyone else notice this? Emily think he is so hot, I don't see it. Let's climb up a building in a lightening storm..goodtimes. Chris wants to go in for a kiss..end result a high-five. So much passion it's like Christian and Anastasia in an episode of ICarly.
Dinner, dancing to another really annoying country band, I think the lyrics went like "you make my heart go boom boom" He finally asks for his kiss, she delivers, he gets the rose. Boring to me.
Group date at the park. Emily has her soccer moms in attendance to interrogate the bachelors. I just have to say that I am sure these are "real" woman but I had to laugh at them. Quite embarrassing to say the least. I know they all loved Sean, and he is a sweet as pie. I find him unattractive, dull and just to "perfect" I am sure he is going to go far, I am just not that into him. Loved Jef and his interaction with the kids. If I was put in that situation she would have asked me to leave. Worst date ever playing with kids I don't know.
Ryan, I said it from his first date, I don't like him. Point proven tonight. To cocky to walk up to Emily (woof) and her friends to interrupt, but then to make fat joke comments. Dude, your ugly and your hair sucks.
At the evening part of the date we learn more about Doug and his family history, he is sincere and honest and I like him. I feel like him and Emily have had a slow start but have a connection.
Tony oh Tony, stop your weeping and get lost. Yes I can sympathize that you miss your kid. I think you are playing it up because you know she will never choose you. Emily did the polite thing and "excused" him to go home and be a father. I mean really you knew what you were signing up for. Bye Tony.
Final date goes to my favorite and who I ultimately think will win Emily's heart...Arie. I have liked him from minute one and tonight's date sealed the deal. Dollywood sucks but Emily loved it and as you saw he loved watching her love it. He only had eyes for her and forehead kisses are genuine and sweet.
At the end Kalin is still a jerk and his no socks with his shoes pissed me off. Allesandro..where to begin, your hair is an embarrassment. You dating your 3 rd cousin is disturbing. You cheating on your 3rd cousin is a bit more normal. You in general make me glad I am not single.
Emily sent his ass home along with jersey boy Stevie...dance your ass off baby!!!
In the end I really dislike Ryan and Kalin and really heart Arie and Jef.
But to be honest I am not sure how I feel about Emily (woof)
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