Got Milk?

So this week we were rewarded with 2 nights of Bachelor shenanigans.....we must have done something right in our past lives.

The crew heads to Montana..woop woop

Night One:

Lindsey got the one-on-one date.  She and Sean seem like a nice match, she has come a long way from showing up in a wedding dress.  No drama, no crying (yet), no fighting just a substitute teacher looking for love.  They have a simple and sweet date, a bit boring but honestly that's why I think they work..NO DRAMA!!

Group Date:

Some sort of hillbilly obstacle course.  Girls show up to a bunch of goats and haystacks.  One of then even uttered "Are those dogs"? God I love this show.  Two teams, a canoe race, a hay pulling contest & the grand finale of milking and chugging goats milk for more time with Sean.

And their off..Selma & Robyn basically look like my kids trying to drive bumper cars.  Poor Sarah is dragging hay with one arm. ( Did  anyone notice she needed to scratch her nose, I know you did Laura).  And Desiree literally rips the udders of the goat before she downs the milk like a person who doesn't produce saliva. Red team wins and the blue team gets sent back to the mansion..boo hoo.  The 4 girls on the red team are excited by their win and that there is less competition for time with Sean.

Sean has a change of heart and decided to invite the losing team to the party...roar the red team is pissed.  To be honest I would be too, if I had to drink goats milk it better have some sort of reward.  Desiree was right why bother doing it if it didn't really matter.  Sean think things through buddy.

Tierra gets more creepy and finds Sean to talk about how needy she is.  She is unstable.  I mean it.

Sean & Catherine go outside for a chat, notice how comfortable she is on his lap.  As I said last week Catherine & Sean have something major going on that I think we aren't privy too.  Daniella who has the look of someone who has been out drinking till 4 AM cries a bit and Sean of course hands over the sympathy rose, to a person on the LOSING team.  Ass.

Two- on -One Date: 

Tierra & Jackie go on what is considered the worst date of the series.  Three is definitely a crowd.  Jackie is pretty & nice but her personality is about as exciting as an episode of "Grey's Anatomy" these days.  Tierra pulls out the sympathy card again, "my boyfriend was a drug addict who died", even if Jackie's fate was already sealed there was no way he would send her home after talking about death.  Quick Jackie, got anyone who died recently???  Bye Jackie :(

Cocktail Party: 

The house seems tense and Tierra again finds her solo place by the fire.  Some of the girls try to talk to Tierra about why she is a complete psycho which turns her into more of a psycho.  Sean walks bye as she is barking at the ladies.  Sean decides to ask Leslie if she knows anything about the Tierra situation.  I don't get this he calls Kacie B crazy and kicks her off for bringing it up but now is annoyed that no one will tell him anything.  Make up your mind.  

Sean decides to keep the crazy and tosses Robyn to the curb.  We are rewarded tonight with another episode where it looks as though Tierra may get her ass frozen solid.  Looks awesome!

My Final Thoughts:

Sean has to stop picking Sarah for activities that is so ridiculous for someone with one arm.  It's not challenging her its just mean.  

When Tierra wet to stalk Sean did you notice she was wearing the blue checkered short from the group challenge.  Not only is she cray but a thief as well.

I think at this point my final three are Lindsey, Catherine and I can't yet choose between Ashlee & Desiree.