Date #1 goes to Selma. Yes she is pretty, yes she had big boobs but I just don't see her making it to the end. The set off on a private plane for parts unknown, and we get to hear Selma ask repeatedly where they are going. Shut it Selma he isn't about to just tell you. They end up in the middle of nowhere in brutal heat to go rock-climbing. Selma informs us that she doesn't do well in heat and not without 6 inch heels. Ugh. I know she is pretty but I just don't feel her at all.
She manages to climb herself and her boobs up the rock and into Sean's arms. Next up they end up in some strange trailer park wrapped in a blanket cuddling. Selma tells Sean she is Muslim and can't kiss him on tv. Wait is this The Bachelor? That's a prerequisite to the show - making out. Sean gives her a rose but I think that's because he doesn't want to let her go till he seals the deal with a kiss. Selma is the Donna Martin of The Bachelor.
Group Date - Let's take the woman to go to a Roller Derby. Heck ya let's include the one armed girl too. Who thought this through, clearly no one or everyone since this would be good TV. Poor Sarah could not balance and was reduced to tears. She is lucky she didn't fall on her face. That was comically chosen for greasy faced Amanda. To bad they didn't need to wire her jaw closed.
As the ladies hang around trying to get Sean's attention Tierra of course causes a scene. She declares that she is leaving then runs off to find Sean. Sean of course is about to go make out with Lindsey in the hot tub. As he walks out the door there is Teirra crouched outside on the floor in the dark like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. She weeps to him that she can't take it and it's just so hard. Sean being the moron he is runs off to get the rose to give her. Close up on Tierra's smirky smile. Witch!
Final Date goes to Leslie. She even receives diamond drop earrings courtesy of Neil Lane of course. Her date is a knock off of Pretty Woman. The ending isn't so rainbows and sunshine like in the movie though. Sean takes Leslie on a shopping spree to Badgley Mishka ( not one of my favorites). She proceeds to pick out a hideous dress and also Sean throws in shoes & a bag. Next up they pay a visit to our friend Neil where they give her a stunning diamond necklace.
At dinner Sean pulls a douchy move and picks up the rose to basically tell Leslie she isn't getting it. He says he doesn't feel the chemistry. I get and respect that he doesn't feel it and needs to send her home. But why dangle the prize in her face to then smack her across the face with it. Worse yet as he walks her out he is like, "you need to give the necklace back". Brutal, embarrassing..this was not the ending of Pretty Woman that I remember.
Rose Ceremony is pretty tame, the only thing that catches my attention is Catherine. I haven't seen a lot of her but her & Sean's interaction & kiss makes me think she may be taking the lead. Sean seemed nervous with her and they seemed to click. Let's keep an eye on her.
Finally Amanda got sent home!!! I always feel badly when they are eliminated because it must be humiliating but it was clear her & Sean were not a match.
Next weeks 2 parter looks AMAZING!!! Please god let Tierra finally get the boot. She is tiresome and I am sick of looking at her eyebrows.
I am sure this is to be the most dramatic episode EVER!
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She manages to climb herself and her boobs up the rock and into Sean's arms. Next up they end up in some strange trailer park wrapped in a blanket cuddling. Selma tells Sean she is Muslim and can't kiss him on tv. Wait is this The Bachelor? That's a prerequisite to the show - making out. Sean gives her a rose but I think that's because he doesn't want to let her go till he seals the deal with a kiss. Selma is the Donna Martin of The Bachelor.
Group Date - Let's take the woman to go to a Roller Derby. Heck ya let's include the one armed girl too. Who thought this through, clearly no one or everyone since this would be good TV. Poor Sarah could not balance and was reduced to tears. She is lucky she didn't fall on her face. That was comically chosen for greasy faced Amanda. To bad they didn't need to wire her jaw closed.
As the ladies hang around trying to get Sean's attention Tierra of course causes a scene. She declares that she is leaving then runs off to find Sean. Sean of course is about to go make out with Lindsey in the hot tub. As he walks out the door there is Teirra crouched outside on the floor in the dark like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. She weeps to him that she can't take it and it's just so hard. Sean being the moron he is runs off to get the rose to give her. Close up on Tierra's smirky smile. Witch!
Final Date goes to Leslie. She even receives diamond drop earrings courtesy of Neil Lane of course. Her date is a knock off of Pretty Woman. The ending isn't so rainbows and sunshine like in the movie though. Sean takes Leslie on a shopping spree to Badgley Mishka ( not one of my favorites). She proceeds to pick out a hideous dress and also Sean throws in shoes & a bag. Next up they pay a visit to our friend Neil where they give her a stunning diamond necklace.
At dinner Sean pulls a douchy move and picks up the rose to basically tell Leslie she isn't getting it. He says he doesn't feel the chemistry. I get and respect that he doesn't feel it and needs to send her home. But why dangle the prize in her face to then smack her across the face with it. Worse yet as he walks her out he is like, "you need to give the necklace back". Brutal, embarrassing..this was not the ending of Pretty Woman that I remember.
Rose Ceremony is pretty tame, the only thing that catches my attention is Catherine. I haven't seen a lot of her but her & Sean's interaction & kiss makes me think she may be taking the lead. Sean seemed nervous with her and they seemed to click. Let's keep an eye on her.
Finally Amanda got sent home!!! I always feel badly when they are eliminated because it must be humiliating but it was clear her & Sean were not a match.
Next weeks 2 parter looks AMAZING!!! Please god let Tierra finally get the boot. She is tiresome and I am sick of looking at her eyebrows.
I am sure this is to be the most dramatic episode EVER!
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