So the idea for this blog is basically a complete felony since I got the idea from my friend Lynn. These are a few of the things that I am loving/hating right now and thought I would share them with you.
Hating - The Kardashian's. Any and all of them. I don't give a rat's ass what they are endorsing, marrying, birthing, nip-tucking, moving, modeling, eating, divorcing, breathing. I don't want to see any of you ever again. I am actually begging. Even those little modeling twins and the Disck kid.
Hating- Jessica Simpson. I know this is cruel but I couldn't stomach looking at any more pictures of her pregnant. I was a wilderbeast while pregnant but she looks like she ate The Dugger Family. Her ginormous baby was born and now I have to see her going to the gym, why I don't care. Stay home and breast feed.
Bethenny Frankel, I have said this before that I am not sure why she is famous, why do I care if she is getting divorced to that Poppy guy. Skinny Girl sucks and my friend Lynn and I decided a while ago we are going to make and endorse "Fat Ass" cocktails I am sure they would taste a lot better.
Beyonce - I have disliked her for years. Why I am not sure just the mention of her name pisses me off.
Josie Moran - I first saw here ads for her skincare/make-up line on QVC (see below). She had me sold. I went to Sephora and decided to buy her bronzer. Next day I go to put it on and its broken. Go back to Sephora and all the bronzers are broken. I decide on a lipgloss. I go home and about to use my purchase and the lipgloss wand is fanned out so basically I look like the joker. I now have to read her blogs on People.com and want to comment about what an asshole I think she is.
Love it/Hate it - Google, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde This is a great tool for looking up virtually anything and feeling as though you are the smartest person alive since any answer is a click away. I google constantly it's actually a sickness. The downside to google is that because I have OCD and medical conditions I look up every pain, ache, tingle, twitch and Dr. Google scars the living shit out of me. I often text my friend Lynn to tell her what "illness" I now have according to "Dr. Google" We hate Dr. Jekyll.
Love it/Hate it - Instagram. I love how using this makes me feel like a professional photographer. The click of a button changes the whole look of a picture. Hate it because every time I try to print these masterpieces out someones head is chopped off. I have no idea how to fix this, so I am a photography failure. If it isn't just a click of a button it's to dam hard.
Love it - Summer. What can I say sun and beach. Vacations in LBI and Martha's Vineyard. Rest, Relaxation, Reading and cocktails. Doesn't get any better than that!
Love it - Prosecco. If it wasn't for this my sister in law Laura and I would have packed our cars and left home like Maria Osmond did years ago up the Pacific Coast Highway.
Love it - QVC. My sister in law Mara introduced me to QVC. I wake up very early every morning and I drink my coffee while watching this masterpiece. Even though I have only purchased one item (which I love), I have a secret list and a qvc app on my iphone in case of emergency need to purchase.
To be honest there are so many more things that I hate but didn't want this to be a one-sided blog and appear negative. We all know that I have a sunny disposition and strive to be cheerful and uplifting.
Hmmm...you seem mostly hate-based.
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