Tacky hos are a dime a dozen.

Week 2

Things are starting to get entertaining!!! People are falling in love, 5 days and they just can't imagine their lives without our chiseled body Sean.  As Chris Harrison said Sean is the most sincere bachelor in the history of the show.  Guess that means all the other bachelors were there for fantasy suites and trips around the world.

Date #1 - This date goes to Sarah and she is more excited than a tween who just won Justin Bieber tickets.  The card reads if she is ready to fall in love, this question is ridiculous since all the girls have been in love since they walked, flipped & shimmied out of the revolving limo onto the wet mansion driveway.

Sean picks Sarah up in a helicopter...gasp...all the girls act like they have never seen this before.  Ladies this is The Bachelor the helicopter is the #1 mode of transportation.  They take that awkward ride where their voices are all echoey & talk about how amazing the view is.  Once they land on a tall ass building Sean drops the news.  First date is free-falling 300 feet.  Sean your an asshole.  Sarah smiles and laughs nervously since she actually wants to punch him in his face.

They survive their free-fall with no puking along the way.  Next up a dinner where Sarah shares a story about how her one arm has kept her from doing things she feels like she can accomplish. Sad music, Sean smiles, Sarah is in love.  She is sweet, I just don't know if I see this to the end.

Group Date - Always a favorite for the ladies & myself. All the ladies & Sean head to a mansion to have a photo shoot. The winner & Sean will be on the cover of three Harlequin novels (you know the smutty books with Fabio on the cover)  So basically 13 girls getting their hair & make up done and having to act like whores to win the prize.  

Tierra who seemed sweet as pie night one is turning into a shrew.  "I'm not here for friends speech" followed by "Does she have extensions?"  Bitchity Bitch then possibly overheard the "Tacky hoes are a dime a dozen" response.  Courtney was a shrew on Ben's season but at least she was pretty.  This girl is tacky and way to tan.

Date #2 - Desiree gets this date & Sean thinks it would be great fun to prank her.  He brings her to a fake art show & set her up to believe that she ruined a 1.5 million dollar piece. She handled it well but this was dumb, I don't want to see pranks I want crying, fighting and cringe worthy break-up scenes.

Desiree & Sean do have chemistry & she reminds me of Katie Holmes.  He easily gives her a rose and I think Desiree will be there till the end.

Rose Ceremony -  Sean takes this time to make sure he chats up all the girls he hasn't had a date with yet.  We got to see a lot of Amanda and her scary oily face grimacing.  Her neon green horror show of a dress should have been a reason for Sean to send her home immediately. She scowls all night like a freak and the second Sean pulls her away her inner Sybil pops out.  She needs to be sent packing. Scary chick.

So with lamb head volunteering to leave & Sean sending 2 girls packing the journey has officially began.  Next week looks way to entertaining with Tierra's big fall down the stairs.  Was she pushed, did she slip or is it an evil attempt to sabotage another potential fiancee of Sean's? 

Can't wait for Monday!